Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Translation Tuesday - Lunch Time

Lunch Time (noun)

Normal Definition

Around noon each work day, normal people actually get to enjoy some time to take a break and eat a small meal.  Sometimes it's at their desk but most of the time people actually get to sit down with their co-workers and enjoy a meal and socialization.

Examples of "Lunch Time"
  • Hey Tommy, it's lunch time.  Let's go to Friday's and have a hamburger and fries.

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I had to include this one for Bonnie.
!!Accounting Trolls!!
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Triathlete Meaning:
  • Rushing to the gym to do one (or more) of the following for an hour:
    • Lift weights
    • Run on the dreadmill
    • Hopping on the cycling machines
    • Swim laps in the pool while counting random floaties (band aids, hair, hair clips, etc) or just staring at the never ending blue line
    • Hopefully having enough time to take a shower so you do not stink out your coworkers.  (worse case just throwing on some extra deodorant).
  • Shoveling down food while working because your lunch was spent doing one (or more) of the above tasks.

Triathlete Visual Example:

Oh no!! I forgot to bring my lunch today!

2 comments:

  1. Preach it brother!! Haha! Although I don't have a job...wait that isn't right...I do have a job but it is pretty flexible so I haven't had to do the lunch hour sweat fest....thankfully!

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  2. Last night I was counting hair pins that had compiled at the bottom of the pool. How can there be so many?? :)

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